We were marching in a line and headed for it

But the route was asinine and you ignored it

Lost in the grand applause when the wizard’s taken over Oz

I’m the Tin Man and the Scarecrow all in one

You can try to comprehend it all when the truth was the first to fall

But integrity will not be outdone


It’s a lie but we ain’t gonna call it

Not drunk but we’re already falling down, down, away we go

Stop telling me what’s the alternative


I only want to see my name in lights

Don’t give a damn about human rights

I’ve felt like a loser all my life

But now I’ve got my trophy wife and I paste my name 

on everything I see

Now I’ve conned my way to power and it

May be history’s darkest hour

But it’s just fake news if it doesn’t agree with me


It’s a lie but we ain’t gonna call it

Not drunk but we’re already falling down, down, away we go

Stop telling me what’s the alternative


I will grab your private lands

Disregard my tiny hands

Never mind that the planet’s warming

Or the xenophobic hatred forming

Just keep your eyes on me

I gotcha thinking that I can’t be trusted

And that my cabinet will soon be busted

But that’s Deep State Conspiracy


It’s a lie but we ain’t gonna call it

Not drunk but we’re already falling down, down, away we go

Stop telling me what’s the alternative


It’s a lie but we ain’t gonna call it

Not drunk but we’re already falling down, down, away we go

Stop telling me what’s the alternative