Bernadette stands up straight at five foot one

But put her in the garden damn that girl can get shit done

All the boys told her that she looks fine

But she had softer things in mind

Juliette she knew South Dakota town

Swinging in the hammock turned her whole world upside down, she said

“My heart wants to be more than friends

I guess that makes us lesbians”

I love you Bernadette

I love you Bernadette

Juliet doesn’t get innuendo

Truly she just do not comprendo

Another one just flew overhead

Just another wasted “that’s what she said”

But I love you, Juliet

I love you Juliet

One life, two mothers, parenting our daughter while we may

Let’s be alone together our hearts are like the weather always changing

Bernadette knew her way to a good life

Juliet she would make such a good wife

One for the oven and the family

Love is love and right and free

I love you Bernadette

I love you too Juliet